The next day we went to see the Cockington Green
Miniature Village. I admit I didn't really want to go, it was one
of those days. My lovely wife had brought me a mug of coffee in bed, as
she always does. Yes, she spoils me rotten. I was half asleep, took one
sip and fell back to sleep, tipping the whole mugful everywhere. Ho-hum.
Anyway, when we arrived at Cockington Green I was truly amazed by the
place. It had many dozens of miniature buildings with little figures,
vehicles, trains, barges on a canal, animals, etc. The garden was immaculately
presented - but why talk about it when I took a million pictures?

A front view of the house at Cockington Green.

And the rear view. But this is real and the top
picture is a miniature.

Garbage collection day in the suburbs - with a giant
looking on. Don't just stand there, woman,
there's a bloke needing urgent help on that middle house.

Pam was in heaven - she's always wanted
to be taller.

Colourful. A general view over part of the Cockington
Green Miniature Village.
I won't show you any more
pictures of the miniature village; you can see the quality from the ones
above and Pam has another three in her journal for 7th April 2007. I was
particularly taken with the three different railways. I don't know what
the gauges were, but the smallest rolling stock was about 4" (100
mm) in height, the next about half as big again, and the largest was pulled
by a steam loco made by John Fowler of Leeds which stood about 5' (1.5
metres) high and hauled several coaches full of visitors. Its boiler was
fired by an L.P.G. burner and the only thing that let it down was of its
whistle which sounded like a cockatoo with laryngitis. Well, okay, just
one more picture.

John Fowler & Co's N° 15910. Isn't she a
little beauty?
Cockington Green Miniature
Village was by far the best of its
kind that we've seen so far - by a country mile.
The following day we earmarked for our attention the Australian
National Botanical Gardens, the CSIRO Discovery
Centre and the National Museum of Australia
- in that order. Well, we were disappointed by the Botanical Gardens.
Perhaps not the fault of the Gardens, but of us and our timing. We went
in autumn and there were few plants flowering. Australian native flora
is frequently rather drab and spindly with small, dull green leaves. Hey,
calm down, that's only an opinion and I did say 'frequently'. All the
plants had Latin names which were ridiculously long with vowel combinations
that defy pronunciation. We finally stumbled upon a section of the garden
where they had tables, chairs and cappuccino deliciouso, which we really
needed for a caffeine fix. Then we left the gardens and travelled on to
the CSIRO Discovery Centre.
CSIRO stands for Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation.
Not a lot of people know that. We didn't until we went there. The Discovery
Centre was amazing. This organisation is into everything from
genetic engineering to contact lenses and soil degradation. We watched
an interesting 3D film using glasses with polarised lenses in place of
the red and green lenses that were previously used. Our only disappointment
with the Discovery Centre was that several of the interactive displays
didn't work.
We went on to the the National Museum of Australia which was a bit disappointing.
Too 'politically correct' with lots of interactive video displays where
we were asked to touch the screen to select from several choices, none
of which we wanted to see anyway, and there was apparently no way to get
back to the start. We'd been told that the Museum had Phar Lap's heart
on display and it was a 'must see', being double the size of any other
horse's heart. For those that are not familiar with Phar Lap, he was a
champion race horse, the like of which has never been seen before or since.
He was an Australian icon, though born in New Zealand. He was taken to
the U.S.A. where he won all his races but, while there, died of arsenic
poisoning. Funny, that. The display of this heart seems to be for what
this museum is best known, though God knows why. The heart was so
inconspicuously displayed that I walked right past it even though looking
out for it. It took one of the guides to show it to us.
Opposite the display of the heart was one on cricket which contained the
'other bail' which had been made into a decorative paper-knife. The other
bail, of course, was the one that was not burned to create the
famous cricket Ashes.
The poor guide was explaining all this to a group which consisted of Pam
and I plus about six Americans. Where do you start with people who don't
know what a wicket is, never mind a bail? He explained that there were
three wooden sticks stuck into the ground. They are called wickets. The
two bails are placed so that they balance across the top of the sticks.
"What for?" the Yanks wanted to know.
"Well, the other team has to hit the wickets with the ball."
he said, pointing to a cricket ball in the same display.
I suspect the Yanks might have known what a ball looked like.
"They either have to bowl or throw the ball and knock the bails off",
he went on. The Yanks looked blank. From their expressions the guide decided
he was on a loser. How do you explain the finer points of cricket to people
whose national pastime is attacking third world countries, killing thousands
(including their own), totally screwing everything up, then going home?
Fortunately it was five o'clock, the museum's closing time. Saved by the
bell.

Ladies and Gentlemen, not a sewer vent, not a water
tank but the National Carillon.
To the right, in the distance, are Jim's Jet and the Telstra Tower.
Talking of bells, the
next day we visited the National Carillon
(pronounced ca-rill-yon with the emphasis on the 'rill') on Aspen
Island in Lake B.G.
What is a Carillon? It's a bell tower that - and here I quote - by definition,
must have at least two octaves or a minimum of 23 tuned bronze bells.
The National Carillon in Canberra has 55 bells so is large by world standards.
The pitch of the bells ranges chromatically through four and a half octaves.
The bells weigh between seven kilograms and six tonnes each. They were
given to the people of Australia by the British Government to
celebrate the 50th anniversary of the National Capital. Queen Elizabeth
II, the Queen of Australia, accepted the Carillon on behalf of all
Australians on 7th April 1970. (The italic is mine.)
Well, thank you very much to the British Government and Her Majesty, but
when Pam and I visited our bells we found them locked up in a
concrete tower by the National Capital Authority on behalf of the Australian
Government.
After the Carillon we had a sandwich and a coffee each at the National
Capital Exhibition which cost us $34 and an extraordinarily long wait.
Eventually, revived physically if not temperamentally,
we made our way to the High Court building.

Not the most attractive of buildings. Despite the
lake and the trees, the High Court building
still reminded me more of a power station than the highest court in the
land.
The High
Court of Australia was not in session so things were quite relaxed,
if not downright friendly, inside the building. The court sits for two
weeks each month and hears appeal cases that might involve interpreting
the Australian Constitution, or cases that could set a precedent for future
decisions. Important stuff anyway, you won't find a house breaker or graffiti
artist in the dock here. Usually the cases involve legal argument between
barristers. The parties involved may not even be in Canberra, video links
from all other capitals save time and money.

Court Two has five judges, the senior sits in the
centre.
The court will usually
reserve its decision, which means the judges involved will discuss the
arguments put forward in private, then each will consider his decision
and put it in writing with all the supporting reasons. That's why they
only sit two weeks per month, the rest of the time the judges are engaged
in writing out their judgments and then making sure they are full bottle
on whatever case is coming up next. Once the High Court's decision is
handed down there is no appeal and that decision will bind all inferior
courts in the future.
Red Hill Lookout provided great views over
the Capital and all the surrounding countryside. There was a nice café
on the summit too . . . but it was closed for renovations.

From Red Hill Lookout. That flagstaff over Parliament
House and Jim's Jet are visible from all
over the Capital. Jim's Jet? Our nickname for the Captain James Cook Memorial
Jet.
The trees below the lookout
were very attractive in their autumn colours - worth a separate picture,
perhaps.

Beautiful, but not by pure chance. Nothing exists
by chance in Canberra.
The Scrivener
Dam is responsible for holding the water in Lake Burley Griffin.
From the lookout we could see most of the lake but we had never seen the
dam. In fact, we didn't even know which end of the lake was dammed. Fortunately
a very nice man drove up as we were scanning the lake ends with binoculars.
He had lived in the area for many years before Canberra was developed
and remembers the dam being built, and the day the water flow in the Molonglo
River was closed off. For weeks nothing much happened. What little water
was flowing down the Molonglo formed some small pools but seepage and
evaporation took care of the rest. Then came very heavy rain in the mountains
and the flow in the river rose dramatically. Almost overnight Lake Burley
Griffin was full. Should such rainfall occur again, there are five large
gates across the Scrivener Dam that can be opened to effectively lower
the height of the dam by about two metres. These gates are tested regularly
by floating a temporary barrier across one gate at a time to hold back
the water, then fully lowering and raising that gate.
The 'dry' side of the Scrivener Dam. What appear
to be bright hydraulic rams holding the gates
closed are
clearly visible, four per gate. Lady Denman Drive, runs across the top
of the dam.

And the 'wet' side of the dam. The water level is
perhaps 100 mm (4") below the top of the gates.
A far cry from the situation at Lakes Jindabyne and Eucumbene in the Snowy
Mountains.
On the way to and from
the dam we passed Yarralumla House, the residence
of the Governor-General of Australia. We were not allowed to go near the
house but there was a viewing area about 700 metres away so out came the
200 mm lens.

Yarralumla House is 170 years old and the large
cedar tree to its right just three years younger.
So that was Yarralumla
House, a bonus we picked up by going to the dam.
The Royal Australian Mint was our next port
of call. A large sign invited us to make money:

All is not what it seemed.
Sounded good, but what
it meant was we could make our own dollar coins . . . for $2.50 each.
Pam decided she would stamp out a dollar for each of our grandchildren.
Pam, I'll get you five dollars for $5 - you don't have to spend $12.50!
She also pays for water in bottles when it's free out of the tap.

Pam, never happier, feeding $12.50 to a machine
for a $5 return.
The Mint was interesting
with many coins on display and stories to accompany them. Like the old
shilling coins (12d) that contained 16d worth of silver each. You don't
understand 16d, kids? Ask Mum or Dad. If you get no joy there, try Grandma
or Grandpop, but be prepared for, "I remember when you could
buy a bar of chocolate for 6d". And you could, too.
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